Your cat invented her language for you. Meow Catch listens, catches every call, and helps you work out what each one means — while helping build the first real map of cat speech.
Because you should know exactly what this is before you install it.
Cats barely meow at each other. Adult cats went almost silent with their own kind — meowing is something they invented for us, and each cat largely works out her own vocabulary with her own person.
So there is no universal cat dictionary to hand you, and anyone selling you one is guessing. What there is: real, shared patterns in urgency and distress and contentment, and a private language between you and her that only the two of you know.
Meow Catch learns both. The shared part comes from everyone. The private part comes from you — and it stays yours.
Turn it on and put the phone down. It does the rest.
Long before any of the clever stuff exists.
Every meow, catalogued by day and time, with how long it was and how high. A diary of your cat you didn't know you could keep.
See the pitch rise and fall. Rising is usually a demand. Flat is usually hello. Falling is usually a complaint. You'll start recognising them.
Your tags are yours. Over time you're not guessing — you're reading a list of the things she actually says, in the words you gave them.
Everything is caught, stored and readable on your phone. No account, no signup, nothing required to use it.
We would rather tell you the plan than pretend we're already finished.
Right now Meow Catch is a catcher and a catalogue. You catch meows and tag the ones you know. There's a try-it-now button so you can see the matching working on your own cat — but the real model doesn't exist yet, and we're not going to pretend it does.
Once enough cats have been caught and enough people have marked what they're certain about, translation unlocks — automatically, in the app you already have. Not "89% match to a hungry meow." Our honest read of what your cat is telling you, built from every cat before her.
An app that listens in your home owes you a straight answer on this.
When a cat is detected, that clip goes up — a second or two of cat. The continuous audio of your room is never uploaded, and never stored beyond the rolling buffer.
What you tagged travels with the clip, because that's the part that teaches it. If you don't tag it, nothing about you goes with it.
There's nothing to sign up for. We don't want your email and we didn't build anywhere to put it.
Uploading is a copy, never a move. Every clip stays on your phone as a normal audio file you can play, share or delete.
Android, free, no strings. Install from the file — your phone will ask you to allow it, because it isn't from the Play Store.
Needs Android 6 or newer and a microphone. Works best left running while you're home — the more of her ordinary day it hears, the better your catalogue gets.